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okay . . .

completely stuck on the third one. the guitar moves when u mouse over it, along wit the fire pit. thats it. cant figure it out. 6/10 cause for a point and click game the graphics were bad, art was even worse, no music, and only the 1st&2nd lvsl work.

hehe

fun.
lowest score, 14ft
highest score, 909ft

After the semi boss of hilltop . . .

I got no xp from norma enemies. nothing. so i tried and attacked the semi boss again and gained xp. went to a level with those little indian guys, killed 8 of them and 2 revivers, NO XP. wtf? and this losing gold thing is bullshit too. so u cant gain xp or stockpile gold? bull-shit. Sad excuse for an rpg game. the fighting style is dumb too. he looks like a friggen windmill. Really could have been a great game, but since u couldnt upgrade his hp with every lvl, or that the dragon took 600hp worth of food to get to final lvl, its just stupid. 1/5 for not testing it, and making it so friggen impossible.

beat it!

Awesome game! If your gonna make a second, make weps that u unlock as u go, for a more fufilling feel. also, i put on 4 of those multi shot rocket launchers, and killed the boos with about 1500 hp left! again, awesome game, hope to see more in the future like this. the arena traps were cool too.

Hardy har har . . .

Yes macs do do this sometimes. But then again yo have windows dinky little sand timer that keeps turning over. At least this one is stylish. And no Force quit (that actually works unlike Dell where you have to wait an hour an half to close your frozen internet)!?!? Could have been so much more.

evan210 responds:

Ctrl+Alt+Del > "End Task".

Closes a frozen program within 5 seconds.

HO-LY SHIT

The end was insane. I don't think anyone saw that coming. Nice art, and the music was funny, and kind of fit the scene, all though it could have been better. Very nice game, one of the best point n' clicks on this site.

ImpendingRiot responds:

Wow, that means a lot, thanks man

Nice!

2700meters! I have to agree though, sometimes the blocks are in an impossible place, like if don't jump you'll fall, and if you do you hit them and won't be fast enough to make the next jump. Nice game.

Ummmmm . . .

My car has problems. I gwt to third gear, and its at like 8000rpm, so i change gears. The RPM doesn't go down, so i switch again. still nothing, i get into sixth gear, and it goes down to 5000RPM, in which case i accelerate 1mph every second! WTF?

Verran11 sees all!

He's completely right, partially because i'm his new account, and partially because this game pwns all the whole zombie horde series put together. One suggestion though is to remove the snakes from the dead butchers, they're not fun at all.

I don't get it!

I Don't understand the first mission! You pretty much practice getting your face blown up! It doesn't tell you what you can and cannot hit and what damages your train! There are also WAY to many enemies in the first one! I got my face blown off twice! Bad instructions ruin every game with them. 1/5

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